I'm not DEAD...just really really cold...

yes no posty posts at all, and with good reason, for i have got on a plane and traveled to america land, and in a few short days i shall be in the land of the beavers(Canada), where unfourtunatly there shall not be many pictures of my beautiful bicycle so i shall just take pictures of other beautiful things like garden knomes and snow angels and pickle jars...ok maybe not pickle jars. and also mr velvet said i must return famous, so im trying to think of something i can be famous for...any suggestions? I leave you all for a little while longer, with pictures of my last weekend with Mr Velvet and beloved stompface

xx Bicycle Pirate

Twirl for me like a little girl

Customized T, Skirt, spicy sugar. Shoes, Bardot.

There are days when all you want to do is spin around and dance with a tambourine. Today was one of those days. Luckily for me i found the perfect spinning skirt, although i do have vertigo which makes it hard for me to spin with out falling over getting extremely nauseous and breaking things, but i try.

You can't be me I'm a Rock Star

leatherette tights, Jamie Lee. T, shredded by moi.

Well here you are stompface, no i don't mid that you are a stalker at all, i am happy to have such a wonderful stalker, you are everything a stalker should be...and more. This is what i wore to watch some wonderful bands play the other day. Yes i have secret dreams of looking 'cool rock star chic'. I don't know if i will ever really achieve this, but i can try can i not? YES I CAN. These leather tights are possibly one of the best things that has ever happened to my wardrobe. Oh and i attempted the shredding home work, you cant really see it in these pic, but it turned out pretty well.

P.s. I need new hair.

Bicycle Porn

Gucci Bicycle

Is this not the single most beautiful thing in the world? The red one is amazing but i preffer the army green one with the chocolate saddle bags, i just couldn't find a big enough picture of it. I dont think i can be truly happy until it is mine.